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: #Laughs Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you ar

: #Laughs The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.

: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.

: #Laughs Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johhny?""Well, my goldfish died," replied Johnny tearf

: #Laughs What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ? She was tickled to death !

: #Laughs The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel.

: #Laughs It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and sou

: #Laughs 80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention".

: #Laughs Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"

: #Laughs What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you.

: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial --it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running
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