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: #Laughs Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?

: #Laughs Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't do.

: #Laughs A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They each brought one item for survival.The red-head brought water.

: #Laughs This guy's in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, "Ballroomplease." A lady standing in front of him turns around and says, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was crowding you."

: #Laughs How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub withbrightly colored machine tools.

: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little Johnny.

: #Laughs A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him.

: #Laughs OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're pa

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.

: #Laughs When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.
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