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: #Laughs What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving

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: #Laughs A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!

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: #Laughs This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the pool manager.

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: #Laughs Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !

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: #Laughs Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding.

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: #Laughs Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar.

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: #Laughs A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs.

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: #Laughs Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider.

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: #Laughs A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.

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: #Laughs There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror.

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: #Laughs How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze

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: #Laughs How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.Sent by L&S

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: #Laughs |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center.

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: #Laughs Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

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: #Laughs Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.

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: #Laughs A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!"Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating.

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: #Laughs Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things9:3

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: #Laughs Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree, that provided them their food.

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: #Laughs |These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers).

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: #Laughs What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

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: #Laughs What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones? -Diving

: #Laughs A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past. They must have had sharp ears! They were mountain-ears!

: #Laughs This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the pool manager.

: #Laughs Why do bees hum ? Because they've forgotten the words !

: #Laughs Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding.

: #Laughs Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar.

: #Laughs A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs.

: #Laughs Dentist: "You don't need to open your mouth any wider.

: #Laughs A man went into the proctologist's office for his first exam.

: #Laughs There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror.

: #Laughs How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze

: #Laughs How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.Sent by L&S

: #Laughs |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center.

: #Laughs Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

: #Laughs Q: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.

: #Laughs A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!"Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating.

: #Laughs Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it's Right9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things9:3

: #Laughs Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other thing on the island was the tall coconut tree, that provided them their food.

: #Laughs |These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers).

: #Laughs What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

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