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: #Laughs Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym.

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: #Laughs |Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The policeman said, "What's he like?"Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"

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: #Laughs Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town in northern Idaho, when a local rancher walks in carrying a wolf pelt.

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: #Laughs It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp.

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: #Laughs What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!

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: #Laughs Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are.

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: #Laughs Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

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: #Laughs A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. "An old flame? I asked. He winked and said, "More like an unlit match."

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: #Laughs A woman had 8 children, all of them boys.

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: #Laughs How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American commit suicide? He tells this joke to a Russian.

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: #Laughs What is the average number of times in a bachelor's life that his bed is made?Once, when it was still in the factory.

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: #Laughs What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!

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: #Laughs What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !

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: #Laughs What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted disease?Having your dentist tell you!

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: #Laughs An old man goes to the doctor.

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: #Laughs Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of ,000.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !

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: #Laughs Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!

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: #Laughs A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes werethe dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life."Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over th

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: #Laughs What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

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: #Laughs Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym.

: #Laughs |Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The policeman said, "What's he like?"Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"

: #Laughs Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town in northern Idaho, when a local rancher walks in carrying a wolf pelt.

: #Laughs It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp.

: #Laughs What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!

: #Laughs Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are.

: #Laughs Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

: #Laughs A college friend was going to meet a young lady he new. "An old flame? I asked. He winked and said, "More like an unlit match."

: #Laughs A woman had 8 children, all of them boys.

: #Laughs How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American commit suicide? He tells this joke to a Russian.

: #Laughs What is the average number of times in a bachelor's life that his bed is made?Once, when it was still in the factory.

: #Laughs What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!

: #Laughs What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !

: #Laughs What's worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a sexually transmitted disease?Having your dentist tell you!

: #Laughs An old man goes to the doctor.

: #Laughs Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of ,000.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !

: #Laughs Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!

: #Laughs A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes werethe dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life."Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over th

: #Laughs What does a cannibal eat with cheese? Pickled organs.

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