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: #Laughs A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.Amen

: #Laughs Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them!

: #Laughs What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

: #Laughs |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys.

: #Laughs You know you're not a kid anymore when...You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.You can live without sex, but not without glasses.Your back goes out more than you do.You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the r

: #Laughs A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the results were.The doctor explains that he has some bad news, in fact, the patient is HIV positive."Hell, "says the man, "You can't trust anybody nowadays, not even your own

: #Laughs Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No, you have to look at it.

: #Laughs NEWS FLASH - GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven, God, Moses, and Saint Peter concluded that the behavior of Ex-President Clinton has brought about the need for an eleventh commandment.They worked long and ha

: #Laughs Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very much.Doctor: Yes, we'll give it to you on your way out.

: #Laughs A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone.
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