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: #Laughs Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever she came into the apartment with a man.

: #Laughs Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head.

: #Laughs "Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. "Hmph!" snorted the other.

: #Laughs Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, ?Do you want to go to heaven??The man said, ?I do Father.? The priest said, ?Then stand over there against the wall.?Then the priest asked the second man, ?Do you want

: #Laughs You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time? Well they both went up to heaven.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?

: #Laughs Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.

: #Laughs How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you get a two-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave both hands!

: #Laughs A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective toinvestigate.

: #Laughs Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

: #Laughs Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and are at the pearly gates of heaven.

: #Laughs There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman, and Mickey Mouse.
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