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: #Laughs What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!

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: #Laughs Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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: #Laughs Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish sandwich and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner!"- Lynda Montgomery"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."- Jo

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: #Laughs What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!

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: #Laughs Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands.

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: #Laughs Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters.

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: #Laughs A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients in a local mental hospital.The first patient was locked in his room throwing tennis ballseverywhere.

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: #Laughs This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar.

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: #Laughs Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !

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: #Laughs How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she's made the corrections?She wrote over the white out!

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: #Laughs This guy walks in to a bathroom.

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: #Laughs A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?A: Puppy dogs!Q: Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle?A: Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher!Q: Where do Eski

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: #Laughs Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !

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: #Laughs whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park.

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: #Laughs On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Actually, I never invite guys over on a first date.The guy thinks for a minute and says:Well, what about the last date?

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: #Laughs A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

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: #Laughs One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall.

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: #Laughs What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!

: #Laughs Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

: #Laughs Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish sandwich and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner!"- Lynda Montgomery"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."- Jo

: #Laughs What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!

: #Laughs Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands.

: #Laughs Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters.

: #Laughs A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients in a local mental hospital.The first patient was locked in his room throwing tennis ballseverywhere.

: #Laughs This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar.

: #Laughs Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !

: #Laughs How can you tell that your blonde secretary has been typing on your computer?White-out on the screen!How can you tell she's made the corrections?She wrote over the white out!

: #Laughs This guy walks in to a bathroom.

: #Laughs A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet setter!Q: What do dogs have that no other animal has?A: Puppy dogs!Q: Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle?A: Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher!Q: Where do Eski

: #Laughs Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !

: #Laughs whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...

: #Laughs Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park.

: #Laughs On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I come up for a cup of coffee?Girl: Actually, I never invite guys over on a first date.The guy thinks for a minute and says:Well, what about the last date?

: #Laughs A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

: #Laughs Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

: #Laughs One day a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall.

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