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: #Laughs One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'mgoing to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses."She quickly answered, "George Washington! Thomas J

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sent by Chris

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: #Laughs Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !

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: #Laughs After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as the doctor did his rounds.

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: #Laughs When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth.

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: #Laughs What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"

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: #Laughs Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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: #Laughs If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of your authentic Civil War pewter toaster.

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: #Laughs Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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: #Laughs Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

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: #Laughs Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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: #Laughs These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taki

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: #Laughs What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !

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: #Laughs What came first, the chicken or the egg? - I'd have to say it was the rooster!

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: #Laughs Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!

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: #Laughs Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

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: #Laughs When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough.

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: #Laughs The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down.

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: #Laughs The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for"Show & Tell," and the next day every kid had something.The teacher asks Wendy: What did you bring?"I brought a Walkman.""And what is it for?""You can listen to music with it!""Th

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: #Laughs One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'mgoing to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses."She quickly answered, "George Washington! Thomas J

: #Laughs Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sent by Chris

: #Laughs Laugh and the class laughs with you. But you get detention alone !

: #Laughs After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as the doctor did his rounds.

: #Laughs When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth.

: #Laughs What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"

: #Laughs Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

: #Laughs If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of your authentic Civil War pewter toaster.

: #Laughs Teacher: "Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?" Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

: #Laughs Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

: #Laughs Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

: #Laughs These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taki

: #Laughs What is a black cat's favourite TV show ? Miami Mice !

: #Laughs What came first, the chicken or the egg? - I'd have to say it was the rooster!

: #Laughs Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!

: #Laughs Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

: #Laughs Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

: #Laughs When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough.

: #Laughs The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down.

: #Laughs The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for"Show & Tell," and the next day every kid had something.The teacher asks Wendy: What did you bring?"I brought a Walkman.""And what is it for?""You can listen to music with it!""Th

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