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: #Laughs Women's English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!

: #Laughs How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you slice them really thin.

: #Laughs ** EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.** No, I don't have a license to kill; it's just a learners permit.** Stop repeat offenders.

: #Laughs A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,"I had an affair with a woman...

: #Laughs The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his voluptuous new patient and abandoned his professional ethics entirely.

: #Laughs How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear?There's dandruff on his/her shoes.

: #Laughs A police officer was amazed to see a hiker walking along the road carrying a sign which read "To Seattle." "What are you doing with that?" asked the police officer.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really.

: #Laughs A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game.
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