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: #Laughs What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.

: #Laughs A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump.

: #Laughs A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: 0 If we fail to fill your order! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where al

: #Laughs My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a stool sample, and a semen specimen.I told him, "Just give them your underwear."

: #Laughs A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a baseball bat,

: #Laughs Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the older one) and Andrew that they were going to go upstairs for a bit(to do their little freaky thing).One day Scott got curious to what they were doing up there, so the nex

: #Laughs An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, "Sarah, we are about to celebrate our 50th wedding anniversary, so tell me, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"She hesitated a while and said, "Yes, 3 times.""Three tim

: #Laughs I'm not going back to school ever again Why ever not? The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!

: #Laughs A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies.
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