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: #Laughs An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland.

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: #Laughs One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out.He had not eaten anything during this period and wasfamished.

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: #Laughs The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

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: #Laughs How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None.

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: #Laughs What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you.

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: #Laughs In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system.

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: #Laughs While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The

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: #Laughs |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !

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: #Laughs A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an article about the area.

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: #Laughs For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn.

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: #Laughs A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal.

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: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place to go.

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: #Laughs How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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: #Laughs How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

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: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

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: #Laughs Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to thedry cleaners.

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: #Laughs A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.

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: #Laughs -How do you get down from an elephant?You don't.

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: #Laughs An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland.

: #Laughs One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out.He had not eaten anything during this period and wasfamished.

: #Laughs The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

: #Laughs How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None.

: #Laughs What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you.

: #Laughs In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system.

: #Laughs While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The

: #Laughs |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !

: #Laughs A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an article about the area.

: #Laughs For three years, the young attorney had been taking hisbrief vacations at this country inn.

: #Laughs A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal.

: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place to go.

: #Laughs How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

: #Laughs How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

: #Laughs How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.

: #Laughs Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to thedry cleaners.

: #Laughs A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous.

: #Laughs -How do you get down from an elephant?You don't.

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