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: #Laughs What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll.

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: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !

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: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?"Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie.""A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!

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: #Laughs I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold my balls!

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: #Laughs Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.

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: #Laughs A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven.

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: #Laughs The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus.

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: #Laughs Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."Employer: "More than we can use already."Applicant: As he is gett

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: #Laughs You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bringback more than you took.

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: #Laughs Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

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: #Laughs TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10.

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: #Laughs Fred: I'd love to be an actress.

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: #Laughs A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician.

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: #Laughs What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube

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: #Laughs A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared.

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: #Laughs Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped away.

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: #Laughs Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

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: #Laughs Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!

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: #Laughs IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you undoubtedly will destroy it via some typical bone-head co

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: #Laughs What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll.

: #Laughs Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !

: #Laughs Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton,"Are you ready to order?"Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie.""A quickie?!?" the waitress replies.

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace? A guardvark!

: #Laughs I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold my balls!

: #Laughs Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.

: #Laughs A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven.

: #Laughs The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus.

: #Laughs Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough cosultants."Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."Employer: "More than we can use already."Applicant: As he is gett

: #Laughs You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bringback more than you took.

: #Laughs Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

: #Laughs TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean)10.

: #Laughs Fred: I'd love to be an actress.

: #Laughs A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician.

: #Laughs What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?" Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube

: #Laughs A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a sudden the devil appeared.

: #Laughs Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she jumped into her car and sped away.

: #Laughs Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?Because they don't have any balls to scratch.

: #Laughs Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!

: #Laughs IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you undoubtedly will destroy it via some typical bone-head co

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