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: #Laughs What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !

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: #Laughs An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?""That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying tofind it."

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: #Laughs How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!

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: #Laughs A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

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: #Laughs What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

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: #Laughs |The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lun

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: #Laughs I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.

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: #Laughs A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front.

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: #Laughs Pay back time for the ladies!1.

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: #Laughs The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

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: #Laughs Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a 0.00 bill.Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed "I can't break this! I need exact change.""Come on buddy." Jack pleaded, "Can't you give me a break,

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: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!

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: #Laughs A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room

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: #Laughs Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".

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: #Laughs What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !

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: #Laughs |Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatment failsBowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.UCaesarean section -- District in RomeCat scan -- Searching for kittyCauterize -- Made eye contact with herCo

: #Laughs What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !

: #Laughs An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?""That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying tofind it."

: #Laughs How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!

: #Laughs A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.

: #Laughs What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote control between his toes.

: #Laughs |The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lun

: #Laughs I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming.

: #Laughs Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.

: #Laughs A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front.

: #Laughs Pay back time for the ladies!1.

: #Laughs The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!" Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"

: #Laughs Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a 0.00 bill.Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed "I can't break this! I need exact change.""Come on buddy." Jack pleaded, "Can't you give me a break,

: #Laughs What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!

: #Laughs A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering???? A: More head room

: #Laughs Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid".

: #Laughs What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !

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