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: #Laughs How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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: #Laughs What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

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: #Laughs Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store.

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: #Laughs A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate his serious intentions.

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: #Laughs What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !

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: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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: #Laughs What the world is like in TV land:1.

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: #Laughs What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!

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: #Laughs As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists.

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: #Laughs |A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep.

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: #Laughs If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P

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: #Laughs A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously masturbating.She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"One of the Japanese men explain

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: #Laughs Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.

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: #Laughs Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"

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: #Laughs My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know, I never met him.

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: #Laughs Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied.

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: #Laughs What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.

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: #Laughs Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual...

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: #Laughs How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

: #Laughs What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? "Attention K-Mart shoppers..."

: #Laughs Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack's liquor store.

: #Laughs A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate his serious intentions.

: #Laughs What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !

: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

: #Laughs What the world is like in TV land:1.

: #Laughs What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it? Money's tight these days!

: #Laughs As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists.

: #Laughs |A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep.

: #Laughs If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P

: #Laughs A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmenseated there are furiously masturbating.She yells, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"One of the Japanese men explain

: #Laughs Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.

: #Laughs Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"

: #Laughs My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don't know, I never met him.

: #Laughs Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied.

: #Laughs What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.

: #Laughs Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual...

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