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: #Laughs An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions."Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder."A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is

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: #Laughs Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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: #Laughs Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.

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: #Laughs "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poor beggar ." "Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend.

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: #Laughs A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor's office.After a full examination, the doc tells the guy it's one of two things.The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS.""What do you mean!" The guy says, "Can't you tell the

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: #Laughs What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !

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: #Laughs "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.

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: #Laughs Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, "Have you got any invisible ink?" "Certainly sir," said the owner.

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: #Laughs A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell.

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: #Laughs How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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: #Laughs Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team.

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: #Laughs What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).

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: #Laughs What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.

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: #Laughs Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who...had more on her body than on her mind?was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?took an hour to cook Minute Rice?got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?was an M.

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: #Laughs Q...What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A...Brothel Sprouts!

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: #Laughs An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any suggestions."Yes," says the Doctor, "I would advise you to take in a boarder."A year later at his 80th year check-up, the Doctor asks how everything is

: #Laughs Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

: #Laughs Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners.

: #Laughs "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poor beggar ." "Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend.

: #Laughs A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor's office.After a full examination, the doc tells the guy it's one of two things.The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS.""What do you mean!" The guy says, "Can't you tell the

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: #Laughs What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !

: #Laughs "Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.

: #Laughs Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, "Have you got any invisible ink?" "Certainly sir," said the owner.

: #Laughs A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell.

: #Laughs How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

: #Laughs Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team.

: #Laughs What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).

: #Laughs What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.

: #Laughs Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who...had more on her body than on her mind?was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?took an hour to cook Minute Rice?got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?was an M.

: #Laughs Q...What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A...Brothel Sprouts!

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