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: #Laughs A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich.

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: #Laughs Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting in school.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !

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: #Laughs |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys.

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: #Laughs A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde.

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: #Laughs A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East.

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: #Laughs Okay a man is in a bar and he's gettin really drunk and he goes home.

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: #Laughs Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section.

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: #Laughs Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

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: #Laughs What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change.

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: #Laughs |Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !

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: #Laughs A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live.

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: #Laughs Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !

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: #Laughs Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

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: #Laughs A friend of mine just got divorced.

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: #Laughs |Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

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: #Laughs A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.

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: #Laughs A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich.

: #Laughs Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting in school.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !

: #Laughs |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys.

: #Laughs A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one.

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde.

: #Laughs A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East.

: #Laughs Okay a man is in a bar and he's gettin really drunk and he goes home.

: #Laughs Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section.

: #Laughs Do hamburgers make good vampires? No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!

: #Laughs What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change.

: #Laughs |Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied.

: #Laughs Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !

: #Laughs A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live.

: #Laughs Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !

: #Laughs Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!

: #Laughs A friend of mine just got divorced.

: #Laughs |Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.

: #Laughs A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary.

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