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: #Laughs Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state ofagitation.

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: #Laughs A man goes to a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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: #Laughs A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err,which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outsideto the parking meter?"A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his bodyhair growing out

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: #Laughs Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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: #Laughs Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.

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: #Laughs Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

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: #Laughs |A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States.

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: #Laughs What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

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: #Laughs One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.

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: #Laughs |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured.

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: #Laughs What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyril ! Cyril who ? Cyril thing - no imitations here !

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: #Laughs This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is not too experienced.

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: #Laughs It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl.

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: #Laughs A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 170.

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: #Laughs A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights.

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: #Laughs Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".

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: #Laughs Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state ofagitation.

: #Laughs A man goes to a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

: #Laughs A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err,which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outsideto the parking meter?"A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his bodyhair growing out

: #Laughs Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

: #Laughs Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.

: #Laughs Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

: #Laughs |A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States.

: #Laughs What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

: #Laughs One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House.

: #Laughs |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured.

: #Laughs What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyril ! Cyril who ? Cyril thing - no imitations here !

: #Laughs This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is not too experienced.

: #Laughs It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl.

: #Laughs A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon.

: #Laughs Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 170.

: #Laughs A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights.

: #Laughs Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".

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