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: #Laughs A married woman is having an affair.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky is definitely blue." "Thats not bad,Meg," says the teacher, "but the sky can be grey or r

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: #Laughs A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time.

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: #Laughs With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he was not having sex with that woman...

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please

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: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.

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: #Laughs There were two guys working for the city.

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: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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: #Laughs How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.

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: #Laughs OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're pa

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: #Laughs Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it.

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: #Laughs "Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word." "That's too bad Son." consoled the Father, "What was the word ?" "Posse."

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: #Laughs |RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year.

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: #Laughs Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

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: #Laughs A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim.

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: #Laughs I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.

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: #Laughs Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.

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: #Laughs What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!

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: #Laughs Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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: #Laughs Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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: #Laughs A married woman is having an affair.

: #Laughs Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?" Meg puts up her hand."The sky is definitely blue." "Thats not bad,Meg," says the teacher, "but the sky can be grey or r

: #Laughs A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time.

: #Laughs With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he was not having sex with that woman...

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me One at a time please

: #Laughs Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.

: #Laughs There were two guys working for the city.

: #Laughs How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp? Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

: #Laughs How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.

: #Laughs OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB.AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're pa

: #Laughs Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it.

: #Laughs "Dad," said the boy, "we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word." "That's too bad Son." consoled the Father, "What was the word ?" "Posse."

: #Laughs |RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year.

: #Laughs Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

: #Laughs A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim.

: #Laughs I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.

: #Laughs Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.

: #Laughs What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!

: #Laughs Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

: #Laughs Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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