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: #Laughs Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day.

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: #Laughs That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno.

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: #Laughs A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, "Hey fella, why the long face?"

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: #Laughs Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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: #Laughs She: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"He: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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: #Laughs Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash

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: #Laughs What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.

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: #Laughs Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.

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: #Laughs My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.

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: #Laughs Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.

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: #Laughs A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she was.

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: #Laughs An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup.

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: #Laughs A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"

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: #Laughs Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !

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: #Laughs |A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?"The farmer replied, "No, I didn't knowed that."The cop ask t

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: #Laughs Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.

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: #Laughs (This joke requires the use a small visual.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin hell!

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: #Laughs Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A.

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: #Laughs Gentlemen: I have been riding trains daily for the last two years,and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day.

: #Laughs That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno.

: #Laughs A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, "Hey fella, why the long face?"

: #Laughs Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

: #Laughs She: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?"He: "Yes honey, I always bare you in mind."

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

: #Laughs Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong? -The Aggie drove through a car wash

: #Laughs What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.

: #Laughs Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.

: #Laughs My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday.

: #Laughs Delta Airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.

: #Laughs A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she was.

: #Laughs An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup.

: #Laughs A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"

: #Laughs Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !

: #Laughs |A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?"The farmer replied, "No, I didn't knowed that."The cop ask t

: #Laughs Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.

: #Laughs (This joke requires the use a small visual.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Benin ! Benin who ? Benin hell!

: #Laughs Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A.

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