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: #Laughs A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this: Q.

: #Laughs |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree.

: #Laughs |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.

: #Laughs Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? -They are too busy studying comets and meteors

: #Laughs Q: How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?

: #Laughs If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ? I don't know. Why not ? In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown, except the snowball.

: #Laughs One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The following day, a friend asked him if he would like to do it again.He replied, "No thanks, I'm not into recycling."

: #Laughs |Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook.

: #Laughs Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest...Just before you flunk a test.There is nothing new...under a rock.A journey of a thousand miles begins with...a private jet.A committee of three...gets things done when they are no
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