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: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

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: #Laughs Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

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: #Laughs What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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: #Laughs My wife's gone to the West Indies.J'ya make'er?No, Barbados.

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: #Laughs If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it.

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: #Laughs An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.

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: #Laughs What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!

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: #Laughs Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.

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: #Laughs One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door of a home in an upper-class neighborhood.

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: #Laughs A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C.

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: #Laughs |How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel ...

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: #Laughs A priest was called away for an emergency.

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: #Laughs I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot.

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: #Laughs A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table.

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: #Laughs Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk.

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: #Laughs |Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?A: A Great Dane out!Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?A: Anywhere it wants to!Q: What did the angry man sing when h

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: #Laughs What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.

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: #Laughs God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage.

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: #Laughs A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant.

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: #Laughs "Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

: #Laughs Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.

: #Laughs What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

: #Laughs My wife's gone to the West Indies.J'ya make'er?No, Barbados.

: #Laughs If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it.

: #Laughs An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house.

: #Laughs What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!

: #Laughs Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station.

: #Laughs One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door of a home in an upper-class neighborhood.

: #Laughs A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C.

: #Laughs |How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel ...

: #Laughs A priest was called away for an emergency.

: #Laughs I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot.

: #Laughs A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table.

: #Laughs Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk.

: #Laughs |Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?A: A Great Dane out!Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?A: Anywhere it wants to!Q: What did the angry man sing when h

: #Laughs What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.

: #Laughs God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage.

: #Laughs A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant.

: #Laughs "Look at me." an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash.

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