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: #Laughs A man was trimming his bushes.

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: #Laughs A couple went on vacation to a resort up north.

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: #Laughs Where is Pinocchio's website? On the splinternet.

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: #Laughs What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once.

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: #Laughs What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !

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: #Laughs When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.

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: #Laughs What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!

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: #Laughs I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!"The man replied, "How about that, I work for

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: #Laughs Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.

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: #Laughs Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1.

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: #Laughs How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing"What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."

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: #Laughs Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy.

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: #Laughs |A tourist is sightseeing in a European city.

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: #Laughs Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St.

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: #Laughs What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin' alien.

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: #Laughs Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best...

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

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: #Laughs Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom.

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: #Laughs Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and

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: #Laughs A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs A man was trimming his bushes.

: #Laughs A couple went on vacation to a resort up north.

: #Laughs Where is Pinocchio's website? On the splinternet.

: #Laughs What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once.

: #Laughs What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ? A car-toonist !

: #Laughs When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.

: #Laughs What's brown and white and flies all over? Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!

: #Laughs I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!"The man replied, "How about that, I work for

: #Laughs Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry, ma'am, I'm just passing through.

: #Laughs Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1.

: #Laughs How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing"What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."

: #Laughs Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy.

: #Laughs |A tourist is sightseeing in a European city.

: #Laughs Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St.

: #Laughs What do you call a sick extraterrestrial? An ailin' alien.

: #Laughs Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best...

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date?A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

: #Laughs Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to? Yes Mom.

: #Laughs Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"So he turns on his lights and

: #Laughs A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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