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: #Laughs 4 Doctors were talking shop one day...An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Ge

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: #Laughs One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteerto tell a story.

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: #Laughs Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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: #Laughs Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

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: #Laughs What instrument do piggys play in a band? Pigcussion!

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: #Laughs What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !

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: #Laughs |Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1.

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: #Laughs A postcard home: The weather is here.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.

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: #Laughs He said...

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: #Laughs What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ? Craig in the wall !

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: #Laughs Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 R

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: #Laughs Monster: I'm so ugly.

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: #Laughs Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long.

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: #Laughs Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant.

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: #Laughs How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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: #Laughs 4 Doctors were talking shop one day...An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Ge

: #Laughs One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteerto tell a story.

: #Laughs Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing? Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

: #Laughs Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.

: #Laughs What instrument do piggys play in a band? Pigcussion!

: #Laughs What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !

: #Laughs |Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1.

: #Laughs A postcard home: The weather is here.

: #Laughs What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.

: #Laughs Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.

: #Laughs He said...

: #Laughs What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

: #Laughs |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ? Craig in the wall !

: #Laughs Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 R

: #Laughs Monster: I'm so ugly.

: #Laughs Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long.

: #Laughs Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are pregnant.

: #Laughs How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

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