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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods on her way to visit her grandmother, when suddenly The Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree."Ah-ha....," The Big Bad Wolf said, "Now I've got you and I'm going toeat you! EAT! EAT! EAT!...

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?" "From the

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose your house.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to fall out.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs It's Colonel Smith's first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the company clerk is showing him around the camp.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you shaking? Shes gonna eat me!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting.Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A: A Doberman pinscher.Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen when v

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat 35 Irish setter and Muffy the Cat 48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat 66 R

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse".

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him.He asks the stewardess for a coffee whereupon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky, you cow!"The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole.

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