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: #Laughs As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: He'd just signed up at an army recruiter's office.

: #Laughs The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over and over again on the chalkboard.

: #Laughs What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? Time to get a new watchdog.

: #Laughs Valentine's Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.

: #Laughs A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "Oh yeah? What's the problem?""When I asked her if she could learn to love me," he said, "she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.

: #Laughs How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.

: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

: #Laughs Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!

: #Laughs |One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a martini.

: #Laughs This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he thinks.

: #Laughs What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some day my prints would come!
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