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: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.

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: #Laughs An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini -"I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed."Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied."I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he says."Twenty

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!

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: #Laughs Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!

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: #Laughs The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable.

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: #Laughs One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?" "From the

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: #Laughs At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.

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: #Laughs A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.

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: #Laughs An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her.

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: #Laughs YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

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: #Laughs |How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!

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: #Laughs |A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

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: #Laughs A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock.Who's there?StanStan who?Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didn't want any advice.

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: #Laughs Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !

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: #Laughs The Rookie Cop...A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

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: #Laughs What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up.

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: #Laughs Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

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: #Laughs What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.

: #Laughs An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini -"I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed."Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied."I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he says."Twenty

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!

: #Laughs Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!

: #Laughs The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable.

: #Laughs One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, "Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought -- I can't figure out how to get started." Her friend asks, "What's the puzzle of?" "From the

: #Laughs At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1.

: #Laughs A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup.

: #Laughs An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her.

: #Laughs YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

: #Laughs |How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!

: #Laughs |A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

: #Laughs A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical.

: #Laughs Knock Knock.Who's there?StanStan who?Stan back or I'll be sick on your shoe!!!!

: #Laughs Q: Why did God create man before woman? A: He didn't want any advice.

: #Laughs Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !

: #Laughs The Rookie Cop...A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

: #Laughs What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up.

: #Laughs Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

: #Laughs What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!

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