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: #Laughs There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him and told him to come into the church and the boy said,"...But they'll steal my bike."The priest explained how the Holy Spirit would take care of it, so they went inside.The pri

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: #Laughs In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com, did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot.

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: #Laughs Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV.

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: #Laughs What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.

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: #Laughs Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

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: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

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: #Laughs |There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft.

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: #Laughs Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.

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: #Laughs |A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr.

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: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup.

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: #Laughs Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.

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: #Laughs A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw your wife giving you a blow job.

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: #Laughs |A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks.

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: #Laughs There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon.

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: #Laughs Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today. "I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.

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: #Laughs When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was ademagogue.

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: #Laughs |Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

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: #Laughs What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved.

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: #Laughs |Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!

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: #Laughs There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him and told him to come into the church and the boy said,"...But they'll steal my bike."The priest explained how the Holy Spirit would take care of it, so they went inside.The pri

: #Laughs In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com, did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot.

: #Laughs Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for HIV.

: #Laughs What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.

: #Laughs Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

: #Laughs These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country.

: #Laughs |There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft.

: #Laughs Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.

: #Laughs |A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.At one point the auditor exclaimed, "Mr.

: #Laughs Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup.

: #Laughs Caller: Operator! Operator! Do you know my boyfriend's line has been busy for an hour? Operator: No, but if you hum a few bars, I might be able to sing along with you.

: #Laughs A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw your wife giving you a blow job.

: #Laughs |A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks.

: #Laughs There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon.

: #Laughs Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today. "I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.

: #Laughs When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was ademagogue.

: #Laughs |Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

: #Laughs What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved.

: #Laughs |Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!

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