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: #Laughs A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

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: #Laughs Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.

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: #Laughs How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!

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: #Laughs |The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ...

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: #Laughs If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and gives you regular bread.

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: #Laughs Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule TwoYou do not touch my daughter in front of me.

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: #Laughs What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

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: #Laughs A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men.

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: #Laughs |A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially: Drinks heavily.Alert to company developments: An office gossip.Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the

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: #Laughs Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!

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: #Laughs From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY.

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: #Laughs Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean.

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: #Laughs A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson.

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: #Laughs A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

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: #Laughs Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.A2: You can't fit the blonde in the bowling ball.A3: There is no difference.

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: #Laughs A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head.

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: #Laughs What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !

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: #Laughs A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard.

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: #Laughs A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman.

: #Laughs Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer? A: You get a short circut.

: #Laughs How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!

: #Laughs |The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel's pickled eggs ...

: #Laughs If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and gives you regular bread.

: #Laughs Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.Rule TwoYou do not touch my daughter in front of me.

: #Laughs What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.

: #Laughs A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men.

: #Laughs |A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially: Drinks heavily.Alert to company developments: An office gossip.Approaches difficult problems with logic: Finds someone else to do the

: #Laughs Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!

: #Laughs From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY.

: #Laughs Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean.

: #Laughs A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson.

: #Laughs A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

: #Laughs Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

: #Laughs Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.A2: You can't fit the blonde in the bowling ball.A3: There is no difference.

: #Laughs A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head.

: #Laughs What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !

: #Laughs A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard.

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