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: #Laughs "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

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: #Laughs Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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: #Laughs I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.So I said "Implants?"

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: #Laughs Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.

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: #Laughs Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again.

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: #Laughs What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell.

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: #Laughs A blonde tried to sell her old car.

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: #Laughs Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays.

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: #Laughs Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine.

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: #Laughs Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the ghetto.

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: #Laughs A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthony ! Anthony who ! Anthony you want !

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: #Laughs |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers.

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: #Laughs Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not.

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: #Laughs Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of ,000.

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: #Laughs After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?""As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife."Piss on him," answered the h

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: #Laughs At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.

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: #Laughs There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch.

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: #Laughs A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

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: #Laughs A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave.

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: #Laughs "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

: #Laughs Q: What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

: #Laughs I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.So I said "Implants?"

: #Laughs Men are like...Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.

: #Laughs Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again.

: #Laughs What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell.

: #Laughs A blonde tried to sell her old car.

: #Laughs Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays.

: #Laughs Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine.

: #Laughs Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the ghetto.

: #Laughs A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthony ! Anthony who ! Anthony you want !

: #Laughs |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers.

: #Laughs Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not.

: #Laughs Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of ,000.

: #Laughs After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?""As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife."Piss on him," answered the h

: #Laughs At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms.

: #Laughs There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch.

: #Laughs A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

: #Laughs A group of bats, hanging at the ceiling of a cave, discovers a single batSTANDING upright underneath on the floor of the cave.

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