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: #Laughs In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long,long time.

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: #Laughs A man was being interviewed for a job.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell station.

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: #Laughs Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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: #Laughs If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).

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: #Laughs If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!

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: #Laughs Sonny: I can't sleep.

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: #Laughs When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !

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: #Laughs Why do men die before their wives? - They want to.

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: #Laughs A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff.

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: #Laughs God created the donkey & said to him : " You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

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: #Laughs CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE - R.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real man doesn't care.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?A: A flat major.Q: What do you say to an army officer as you're about to run him or her over with a

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: #Laughs You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.Yo momma's so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with a X on it a helicopter tried to land on her.Your dog is so dumb that if you wer

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: #Laughs How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

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: #Laughs Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

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: #Laughs In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who hadbeen going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, everyday, for a long,long time.

: #Laughs A man was being interviewed for a job.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell station.

: #Laughs Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).

: #Laughs If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!

: #Laughs Sonny: I can't sleep.

: #Laughs When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !

: #Laughs Why do men die before their wives? - They want to.

: #Laughs A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff.

: #Laughs God created the donkey & said to him : " You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell if a cat is blonde? A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

: #Laughs CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE - R.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real man doesn't care.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?A: A flat major.Q: What do you say to an army officer as you're about to run him or her over with a

: #Laughs You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.Yo momma's so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with a X on it a helicopter tried to land on her.Your dog is so dumb that if you wer

: #Laughs How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

: #Laughs Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

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