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: #Laughs A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign and a lever.

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: #Laughs How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.

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: #Laughs Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr.

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: #Laughs An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant.

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: #Laughs How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.

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: #Laughs What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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: #Laughs A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!"

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: #Laughs "I can't believe it," said the tourist.

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: #Laughs An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.

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: #Laughs A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.

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: #Laughs Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.

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: #Laughs Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

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: #Laughs Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leeve

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: #Laughs After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

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: #Laughs |What is a myth?A female moth!

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: #Laughs There's a guy who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher.

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: #Laughs Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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: #Laughs When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !

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: #Laughs A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign and a lever.

: #Laughs How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.

: #Laughs Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr.

: #Laughs An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant.

: #Laughs How do eels get around the seabed? They go by octobus.

: #Laughs What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

: #Laughs A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!"

: #Laughs "I can't believe it," said the tourist.

: #Laughs An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.

: #Laughs A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job.

: #Laughs Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.

: #Laughs Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is.

: #Laughs Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

: #Laughs Who Saw Him Go? by Wendy Leeve

: #Laughs After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

: #Laughs |What is a myth?A female moth!

: #Laughs There's a guy who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree. The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher.

: #Laughs Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

: #Laughs When is a black dog not a black dog ? When it's a greyhound !

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