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: #Laughs I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!

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: #Laughs Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes and said "These potatoes remind me of Emil's balls""Are they that big?" asked the other."No they're this dirty."

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: #Laughs What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !

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: #Laughs |What's a toad's favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!

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: #Laughs A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!I almost had an accident!I loo

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

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: #Laughs Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get to feeling horny?""Yes,"her friend replied.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I lov

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: #Laughs "Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.

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: #Laughs What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!

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: #Laughs A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

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: #Laughs Q: What nationality are you if you're going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And what nationality are you if someone's knocking on the door while you're going? A: You're a Russian.

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: #Laughs Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him

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: #Laughs An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:"When it all boils done to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one must live by a dog's rule of life":"If you can't eat it or fuck it...PISS ON IT!"

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: #Laughs An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren.

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: #Laughs For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you.

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: #Laughs How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

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: #Laughs For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.

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: #Laughs Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter.Waiter.

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: #Laughs I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!

: #Laughs Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes and said "These potatoes remind me of Emil's balls""Are they that big?" asked the other."No they're this dirty."

: #Laughs What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !

: #Laughs |What's a toad's favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!

: #Laughs A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!I almost had an accident!I loo

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

: #Laughs Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, "Do you ever get to feeling horny?""Yes,"her friend replied.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I lov

: #Laughs "Doctor, I need your help," the woman says.

: #Laughs What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!

: #Laughs A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

: #Laughs Q: What nationality are you if you're going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And what nationality are you if someone's knocking on the door while you're going? A: You're a Russian.

: #Laughs Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him

: #Laughs An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:"When it all boils done to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one must live by a dog's rule of life":"If you can't eat it or fuck it...PISS ON IT!"

: #Laughs An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren.

: #Laughs For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you.

: #Laughs How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.

: #Laughs For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child.

: #Laughs Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter.Waiter.

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