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: #Laughs Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!

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: #Laughs A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said.

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: #Laughs |Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatment failsBowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.UCaesarean section -- District in RomeCat scan -- Searching for kittyCauterize -- Made eye contact with herCo

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: #Laughs Children's worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little Sissy Who Snitched Some Kittens Can Fly! Getting More Chocolate on Your Face Where Would You Like to Be Buried? Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

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: #Laughs Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!

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: #Laughs Married life is very frustrating.

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: #Laughs Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB PsychologyDepartment.

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: #Laughs What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !

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: #Laughs |A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately.

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: #Laughs Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright orga

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: #Laughs Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan.

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: #Laughs What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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: #Laughs The Tearful Bride...A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him.""Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.""No, mother," you don't understand."I b

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: #Laughs One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government.

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: #Laughs Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business.

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: #Laughs What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?

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: #Laughs When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher.

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: #Laughs Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!

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: #Laughs There once was a rich man who was near death.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!

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: #Laughs Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!

: #Laughs A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell. "Marry him anyway, dear." the Mother said.

: #Laughs |Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatment failsBowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.UCaesarean section -- District in RomeCat scan -- Searching for kittyCauterize -- Made eye contact with herCo

: #Laughs Children's worst book titles!You Were an Accident Strangers Have the Best Candy The Little Sissy Who Snitched Some Kittens Can Fly! Getting More Chocolate on Your Face Where Would You Like to Be Buried? Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

: #Laughs Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!

: #Laughs Married life is very frustrating.

: #Laughs Are You About to Employ a Robot? This test was written by ME, Roger Carasso, for the UCB PsychologyDepartment.

: #Laughs What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !

: #Laughs |A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately.

: #Laughs Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright orga

: #Laughs Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan.

: #Laughs What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

: #Laughs The Tearful Bride...A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him.""Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.""No, mother," you don't understand."I b

: #Laughs One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapter about government.

: #Laughs Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business.

: #Laughs What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?

: #Laughs When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher.

: #Laughs Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!

: #Laughs There once was a rich man who was near death.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!

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