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: #Laughs |A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY.I'm hungry.

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: #Laughs Jett was trying to light a match.

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: #Laughs What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!

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: #Laughs What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court!

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: #Laughs Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first, I guess.Doctor: You only have one week left to live.

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: #Laughs A woman's husband has died.

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: #Laughs This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card.

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: #Laughs Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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: #Laughs Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

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: #Laughs Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!

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: #Laughs How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !

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: #Laughs What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait.

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: #Laughs What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !

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: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket.

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: #Laughs What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cod ! Cod who ? Cod red-handed !

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: #Laughs Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

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: #Laughs |A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I'M HUNGRY.I'm hungry.

: #Laughs Jett was trying to light a match.

: #Laughs What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!

: #Laughs What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court!

: #Laughs Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Uhhh, well, give me the bad news first, I guess.Doctor: You only have one week left to live.

: #Laughs A woman's husband has died.

: #Laughs This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card.

: #Laughs Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

: #Laughs Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.

: #Laughs Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself, I don't come here to be insulted !

: #Laughs What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!

: #Laughs How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !

: #Laughs What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait.

: #Laughs What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ? Hush puppies !

: #Laughs A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket.

: #Laughs What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Cod ! Cod who ? Cod red-handed !

: #Laughs Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.

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