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: #Laughs If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.

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: #Laughs Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them.

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: #Laughs Things to Remember During a War 1.

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: #Laughs |How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1.

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: #Laughs Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, "Gee, you're dumb, Mom.

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: #Laughs Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.

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: #Laughs New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number ofshotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they willeventually produce all the world's great

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: #Laughs Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!

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: #Laughs |An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as his lawyer handed him his will.

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: #Laughs If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!

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: #Laughs |In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store.

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: #Laughs How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a sp

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: #Laughs What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.

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: #Laughs Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

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: #Laughs If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.

: #Laughs Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them.

: #Laughs Things to Remember During a War 1.

: #Laughs |How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1.

: #Laughs Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, "Gee, you're dumb, Mom.

: #Laughs Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.

: #Laughs New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number of pickup trucks fire an infinite number ofshotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they willeventually produce all the world's great

: #Laughs Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream? Lady: You certainly did! Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right row!

: #Laughs |An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office as his lawyer handed him his will.

: #Laughs If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!

: #Laughs |In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store.

: #Laughs How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.

: #Laughs Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a sp

: #Laughs What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags.

: #Laughs Q) How do you spot a happy motorcyclist in fair weather? A) He's got bugs on his teeth.

: #Laughs Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

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