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: #Laughs YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE CONTINUED

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: #Laughs What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !

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: #Laughs Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

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: #Laughs What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

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: #Laughs Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old friend Chris the tractor salesman sitting up at the bar.

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: #Laughs What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

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: #Laughs A traveler became lost in the Sahara desert.

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: #Laughs A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.

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: #Laughs Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !

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: #Laughs What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

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: #Laughs I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!

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: #Laughs |During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, "If anyone has any reason why these two people should not marry, speak up now or forever hold your peace..." have this four-to-six year old boy running up the

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: #Laughs Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.

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: #Laughs What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !

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: #Laughs Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is .

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: #Laughs Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

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: #Laughs |How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in the living room!

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: #Laughs Who Shot JR ? by U Dunnit

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: #Laughs YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE CONTINUED

: #Laughs What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !

: #Laughs Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

: #Laughs What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

: #Laughs Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old friend Chris the tractor salesman sitting up at the bar.

: #Laughs What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !

: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

: #Laughs A traveler became lost in the Sahara desert.

: #Laughs A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.

: #Laughs Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !

: #Laughs What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead.

: #Laughs I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet... Yes - and it's a mammoth task!

: #Laughs |During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, "If anyone has any reason why these two people should not marry, speak up now or forever hold your peace..." have this four-to-six year old boy running up the

: #Laughs Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.

: #Laughs What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !

: #Laughs Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November.

: #Laughs Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is .

: #Laughs Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

: #Laughs |How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in the living room!

: #Laughs Who Shot JR ? by U Dunnit

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