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: #Laughs "When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it when you're talking to them."The youth says that he does not see what the pharmacist means by this, so the pharmacist says that he should observe w

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: #Laughs What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

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: #Laughs Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

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: #Laughs Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.

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: #Laughs The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.

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: #Laughs A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''

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: #Laughs What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, and one is a fish!!

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: #Laughs A man had just been laid off from work.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.

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: #Laughs A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

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: #Laughs Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She got so excited, The damn thing ignited, And burned all the hair off her snatch!

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: #Laughs A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him.The man in the car opens the window and asks the kid if in return for a sweet he will come in his car.To which the boy replies "GIVE ME A FIVER AND I'LL COME IN YOUR FACE"!!!!

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: #Laughs Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.

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: #Laughs A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical island.

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: #Laughs Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven.

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: #Laughs A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show.

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: #Laughs There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.

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: #Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

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: #Laughs "When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it when you're talking to them."The youth says that he does not see what the pharmacist means by this, so the pharmacist says that he should observe w

: #Laughs What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!

: #Laughs Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.

: #Laughs Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.

: #Laughs The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.

: #Laughs A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.''

: #Laughs What do hip pigs call their ladies? Fine swine.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !

: #Laughs What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, and one is a fish!!

: #Laughs A man had just been laid off from work.

: #Laughs Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.

: #Laughs A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

: #Laughs Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She got so excited, The damn thing ignited, And burned all the hair off her snatch!

: #Laughs A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to him.The man in the car opens the window and asks the kid if in return for a sweet he will come in his car.To which the boy replies "GIVE ME A FIVER AND I'LL COME IN YOUR FACE"!!!!

: #Laughs Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous.

: #Laughs A young kid's in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical island.

: #Laughs Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven.

: #Laughs A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show.

: #Laughs There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.

: #Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

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