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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new computer virus?It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus".Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!

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: #Laughs |Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly.

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: #Laughs What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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: #Laughs What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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: #Laughs At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way! You have a lot of well-wishers.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

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: #Laughs Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck.

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: #Laughs A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food.

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: #Laughs A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".

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: #Laughs I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.

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: #Laughs A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.

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: #Laughs Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation.

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: #Laughs It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change.The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for Christmas, sonny?"The youngster r

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: #Laughs Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me.

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: #Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

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: #Laughs There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog on a leash.

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: #Laughs Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like hell to get out of her coffin!

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: #Laughs Husband: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the new computer virus?It's called the "Lorena Bobbit Virus".Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy!

: #Laughs |Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly.

: #Laughs What did the really ugly man do for a living ? He posed for Halloween masks !

: #Laughs Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

: #Laughs What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

: #Laughs At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way! You have a lot of well-wishers.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

: #Laughs Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner, "Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck.

: #Laughs A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food.

: #Laughs A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, "This is a special day, I'm celebrating.""What a coincidence," said the woman, "I'm celebrating, too".

: #Laughs I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.

: #Laughs A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.

: #Laughs Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation.

: #Laughs It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change.The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for Christmas, sonny?"The youngster r

: #Laughs Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me.

: #Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

: #Laughs There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog on a leash.

: #Laughs Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like hell to get out of her coffin!

: #Laughs Husband: Let's go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.

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