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: #Laughs What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!

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: #Laughs Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.

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: #Laughs A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.

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: #Laughs Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day

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: #Laughs What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off.

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: #Laughs |An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?""Sure.

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: #Laughs The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude awakening up there when they find out two things:God is a woman...and she nailed down all of Heaven's toilet seats!

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: #Laughs What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests.

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: #Laughs What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias

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: #Laughs A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

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: #Laughs "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.

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: #Laughs Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.

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: #Laughs What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.

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: #Laughs A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble.

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"

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: #Laughs Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college.

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: #Laughs How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? "Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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: #Laughs This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. "You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked." "'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

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: #Laughs A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a hard-on." The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?" The father says, "little girls!"

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: #Laughs What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!

: #Laughs Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.

: #Laughs A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.

: #Laughs Making Weatherproof Clothes by Ranier Day

: #Laughs What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off.

: #Laughs |An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?""Sure.

: #Laughs The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude awakening up there when they find out two things:God is a woman...and she nailed down all of Heaven's toilet seats!

: #Laughs What to Do With All Those "Free" Soaps When Travelling This is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of its guests.

: #Laughs What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias

: #Laughs A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem.

: #Laughs "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.

: #Laughs Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.

: #Laughs What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.

: #Laughs A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble.

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"

: #Laughs Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college.

: #Laughs How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? "Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."

: #Laughs This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. "You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked." "'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.

: #Laughs A little girl asks her father, "where do little girls come from?" The father says, "they come from a hard-on." The little girl then asks her father, "where does a hard-on come from?" The father says, "little girls!"

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