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: #Laughs Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!

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: #Laughs Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of th

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: #Laughs What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new last name.

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: #Laughs |What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!

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: #Laughs Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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: #Laughs The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"The high divorce rates in America indicate that the U.S.

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: #Laughs Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.

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: #Laughs |After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

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: #Laughs Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health.

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: #Laughs The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!

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: #Laughs Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't.

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: #Laughs After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then asks, "How can you do this, Jimmy? How can you just walk out? The first year we were together, you caught pneumonia and almost died! Who sat by your bed and nu

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: #Laughs I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am.

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: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm A: 1.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.

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: #Laughs One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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: #Laughs On a narrow mountain's road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards. - Hi guys.

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: #Laughs Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!

: #Laughs Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of th

: #Laughs What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new last name.

: #Laughs |What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!

: #Laughs Witch l: "How do you manage to stay in shape?" Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

: #Laughs The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"The high divorce rates in America indicate that the U.S.

: #Laughs Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Elvis? A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.

: #Laughs |After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

: #Laughs Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health.

: #Laughs The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.

: #Laughs Q: Why do cats eat fur balls? - A: Because they love a good gag!

: #Laughs Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mum: No, dear, what ? Helen: A nice teapot. Mum: But I've got a nice teapot. Helen: No you haven't.

: #Laughs After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then asks, "How can you do this, Jimmy? How can you just walk out? The first year we were together, you caught pneumonia and almost died! Who sat by your bed and nu

: #Laughs I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am.

: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm A: 1.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.

: #Laughs One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put.

: #Laughs What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

: #Laughs On a narrow mountain's road a man saw a police car driving uphill backwards. - Hi guys.

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