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: #Laughs Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians werepulling the pins and throwing them back.

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: #Laughs The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

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: #Laughs What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer

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: #Laughs They say that the new super computer knows everything.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.

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: #Laughs What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

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: #Laughs How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the mental hospital?The patients are the ones that eventually get better and go home!

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: #Laughs Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again, he's in here every night !

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: #Laughs "Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. "Hmph!" snorted the other.

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: #Laughs If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses

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: #Laughs What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri

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: #Laughs Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is.

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: #Laughs What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!

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: #Laughs A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little Johnny.

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: #Laughs What does a bee do with it's stinger before he goes to bed???He put's it in his honey!!

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God.

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: #Laughs Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians werepulling the pins and throwing them back.

: #Laughs The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.

: #Laughs What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer

: #Laughs They say that the new super computer knows everything.

: #Laughs Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ? Pupil: Fred did !

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.

: #Laughs What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

: #Laughs How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the mental hospital?The patients are the ones that eventually get better and go home!

: #Laughs Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again, he's in here every night !

: #Laughs "Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. "Hmph!" snorted the other.

: #Laughs If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses

: #Laughs What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri

: #Laughs Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is.

: #Laughs What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!

: #Laughs A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.

: #Laughs Q: What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.

: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little Johnny.

: #Laughs What does a bee do with it's stinger before he goes to bed???He put's it in his honey!!

: #Laughs What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God.

: #Laughs Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place.

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