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: #Laughs Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.

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: #Laughs The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

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: #Laughs Confucious say...All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on pot.He who shits brick has square hole.Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.

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: #Laughs Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !

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: #Laughs A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond."Okay, Mary, Where is God?""He is everywhere," "Very good that?s right."But still there were two children that did

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: #Laughs Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three.

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: #Laughs What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!

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: #Laughs A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold.

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: #Laughs What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.

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: #Laughs Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

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: #Laughs A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live.

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: #Laughs Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !

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: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.

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: #Laughs |Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo.

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: #Laughs What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!

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: #Laughs Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

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: #Laughs As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer's stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in Utah.The woman reported to her new Commanding Officer and handed him her orders.

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: #Laughs Why do they call it a "kilt"?Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.

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: #Laughs Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink.

: #Laughs The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

: #Laughs Confucious say...All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on pot.He who shits brick has square hole.Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.

: #Laughs Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !

: #Laughs A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond."Okay, Mary, Where is God?""He is everywhere," "Very good that?s right."But still there were two children that did

: #Laughs Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three.

: #Laughs What do you call a pickled aardvark? A jarredvark!

: #Laughs A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold.

: #Laughs What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.

: #Laughs Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

: #Laughs A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live.

: #Laughs Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !

: #Laughs |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the mouth.

: #Laughs |Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo.

: #Laughs What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!

: #Laughs Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

: #Laughs As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer's stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in Utah.The woman reported to her new Commanding Officer and handed him her orders.

: #Laughs Why do they call it a "kilt"?Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.

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