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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

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: #Laughs What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top!

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: #Laughs Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time.

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: #Laughs What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !

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: #Laughs A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!""What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

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: #Laughs Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.Q: What is the mating call of the blonde? A:

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: #Laughs A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

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: #Laughs What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!

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: #Laughs Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.

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: #Laughs A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.

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: #Laughs What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.

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: #Laughs What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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: #Laughs A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests.

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: #Laughs What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!

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: #Laughs Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I'm an American.

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: #Laughs Have you heard that there's a new mountain website? Really? I must take a peak at it!

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: #Laughs Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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: #Laughs |"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ...

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

: #Laughs What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top!

: #Laughs Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time.

: #Laughs What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !

: #Laughs A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy" yelled the customer, "sticking your thumb in my steak?!""What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

: #Laughs Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.Q: What is the mating call of the blonde? A:

: #Laughs A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...

: #Laughs What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!

: #Laughs Why was the vampire thought of as simple-minded? Because he was a complete sucker.

: #Laughs A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.

: #Laughs What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.

: #Laughs What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

: #Laughs A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs into two priests.

: #Laughs What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!

: #Laughs Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I'm an American.

: #Laughs Have you heard that there's a new mountain website? Really? I must take a peak at it!

: #Laughs Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

: #Laughs |"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ...

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