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: #Laughs |A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

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: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!

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: #Laughs Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods. 'How far is it to town?' Terry wanted to know. 'Six miles,' said Debbie. 'That's too far to walk,' Terry replied. 'It's not too bad,' Debbie said.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.

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: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !

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: #Laughs "ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION":You'll be making under an hour.- - - - -"ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY":You're paid under an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year.- - - - -"AN UP-AND-COMING SOFTWARE COMPANY":There's no chance in hell w

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !

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: #Laughs The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating."Oh my God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"The Doctor le

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: #Laughs A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating.

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: #Laughs How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!

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: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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: #Laughs Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He breaks his nose.

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: #Laughs Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!

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: #Laughs An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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: #Laughs A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding a horse dressed in a hunting outfit with a rifle over one arm and a hound running along beside him.He dismounts and comes walking into the bar where upon he takes the rifle off his sho

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: #Laughs What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon?He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.

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: #Laughs A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.

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: #Laughs Last summer, the President and Mrs.

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: #Laughs |A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

: #Laughs What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!

: #Laughs Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods. 'How far is it to town?' Terry wanted to know. 'Six miles,' said Debbie. 'That's too far to walk,' Terry replied. 'It's not too bad,' Debbie said.

: #Laughs Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.

: #Laughs What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !

: #Laughs "ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION":You'll be making under an hour.- - - - -"ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY":You're paid under an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year.- - - - -"AN UP-AND-COMING SOFTWARE COMPANY":There's no chance in hell w

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !

: #Laughs The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating."Oh my God," said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?"The Doctor le

: #Laughs A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating.

: #Laughs How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!

: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

: #Laughs Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He breaks his nose.

: #Laughs Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!

: #Laughs An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down.

: #Laughs Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

: #Laughs A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding a horse dressed in a hunting outfit with a rifle over one arm and a hound running along beside him.He dismounts and comes walking into the bar where upon he takes the rifle off his sho

: #Laughs What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon?He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.

: #Laughs A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.

: #Laughs Last summer, the President and Mrs.

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