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: #Laughs My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"

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: #Laughs What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

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: #Laughs What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.

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: #Laughs How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in the toilet.

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: #Laughs A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ? Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

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: #Laughs Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

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: #Laughs Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well.

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: #Laughs What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!

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: #Laughs A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm.

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: #Laughs |EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS: Emacs Manuals Are Cryptic and SurrealEMACS: Energetic Merchants Always Cultivate SalesEMACS: Each Manual's Audience

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: #Laughs Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!

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: #Laughs There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The Priest calls the girl and gives her and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yo

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: #Laughs On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade.Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?A: The knocking gets slower.Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at

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: #Laughs A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.

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: #Laughs What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.

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: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

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: #Laughs My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"

: #Laughs What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned.

: #Laughs What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.

: #Laughs How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in the toilet.

: #Laughs A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ? Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

: #Laughs Why don't you see blonde pharmacists? They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

: #Laughs Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well.

: #Laughs What is a pigs favourite ballet? Swine Lake!

: #Laughs A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm.

: #Laughs |EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS: Emacs Manuals Are Cryptic and SurrealEMACS: Energetic Merchants Always Cultivate SalesEMACS: Each Manual's Audience

: #Laughs Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!

: #Laughs There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties.The Priest calls the girl and gives her and says, "Little girl, take this money and buy yo

: #Laughs On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle.

: #Laughs |Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade.Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?A: The knocking gets slower.Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at

: #Laughs A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying.

: #Laughs What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.

: #Laughs On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students.

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