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: #Laughs One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.

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: #Laughs Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck! --------------------- Q: How many Newfies does it take to change a flat tire? A: Five.

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: #Laughs |Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat.

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: #Laughs What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!

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: #Laughs A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.

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: #Laughs If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses

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: #Laughs Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.

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: #Laughs One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching.

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: #Laughs Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: 22.02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX

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: #Laughs A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?

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: #Laughs |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas eve.The inspector arrives and checks the reindeer and they look good, he check

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: #Laughs All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.

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: #Laughs Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a woman.

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: #Laughs The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment.

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: #Laughs |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.Patient: I wanna second opinion.Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.

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: #Laughs If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?If you can't drink and

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: #Laughs Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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: #Laughs Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that "no means no"?

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: #Laughs One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate.

: #Laughs Q: What is Iraq's national bird? A: Duck! --------------------- Q: How many Newfies does it take to change a flat tire? A: Five.

: #Laughs |Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat.

: #Laughs What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!

: #Laughs A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.

: #Laughs If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blondes Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses

: #Laughs Why is the letter N the most powerful letter? Because it is in the middle of TNT.

: #Laughs One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching.

: #Laughs Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: 22.02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX

: #Laughs A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?

: #Laughs |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas eve.The inspector arrives and checks the reindeer and they look good, he check

: #Laughs All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that enables them to know which buttons to push on electronic gadgets.

: #Laughs Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a woman.

: #Laughs The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment.

: #Laughs |A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.Patient: I wanna second opinion.Doctor: Okay, you're ugly, too.

: #Laughs If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?If you can't drink and

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: #Laughs Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables!

: #Laughs Q: Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?A: How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that "no means no"?

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