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: #Laughs Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.

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: #Laughs What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.

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: #Laughs Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ? Carconogenic !

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: #Laughs Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have black roots.

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: #Laughs A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star.

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: #Laughs An old lady owned two monkeys.

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: #Laughs What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !

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: #Laughs Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair!

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: #Laughs One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cock

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: #Laughs Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast.

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: #Laughs A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him.

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: #Laughs A little girl asked santa to send her a sister.

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: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.

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: #Laughs Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No, but I've been fishing in shorts.

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: #Laughs Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game? A:Call B52

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw? A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.

: #Laughs What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.

: #Laughs Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done? At the ugly parlour.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ? Courtney Pine tables, I need a new one !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ? Carconogenic !

: #Laughs Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have black roots.

: #Laughs A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star.

: #Laughs An old lady owned two monkeys.

: #Laughs What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !

: #Laughs Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair!

: #Laughs One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cock

: #Laughs Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast.

: #Laughs A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him.

: #Laughs A little girl asked santa to send her a sister.

: #Laughs Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth.

: #Laughs Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No, but I've been fishing in shorts.

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