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: #Laughs I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages.

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: #Laughs A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.

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: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist

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: #Laughs Ad seen in the New York Times...

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: #Laughs While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20 minutes because it said concentrate?

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: #Laughs Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey". The English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar". The [you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb

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: #Laughs What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.

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: #Laughs Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones.

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: #Laughs Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone

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: #Laughs Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!

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: #Laughs The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho.Consider bathing, for instance.

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: #Laughs The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.

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: #Laughs This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 other men that he works with.He says "hello hello hello"And the wife says "what, aren't you talking to me!"

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with the terrorist.

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: #Laughs Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth.

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: #Laughs Pest-by-Modem Here's how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms.

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: #Laughs How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wounds, A crowd has gathered to watch and sympathize with Him.

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: #Laughs What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

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: #Laughs What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!

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: #Laughs I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages.

: #Laughs A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother.

: #Laughs This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist

: #Laughs Ad seen in the New York Times...

: #Laughs While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20 minutes because it said concentrate?

: #Laughs Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey". The English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar". The [you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb

: #Laughs What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.

: #Laughs Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones.

: #Laughs Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone

: #Laughs Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!

: #Laughs The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho.Consider bathing, for instance.

: #Laughs The Perfect Dump - Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects.

: #Laughs This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 other men that he works with.He says "hello hello hello"And the wife says "what, aren't you talking to me!"

: #Laughs What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with the terrorist.

: #Laughs Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth.

: #Laughs Pest-by-Modem Here's how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms.

: #Laughs How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun to suffer from the wounds, A crowd has gathered to watch and sympathize with Him.

: #Laughs What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

: #Laughs What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!

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