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: #Laughs What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!

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: #Laughs Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.

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: #Laughs What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!

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: #Laughs A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.

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: #Laughs A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand."Listen," said the CEO, "this is important, and my secretary has left.

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: #Laughs Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant17.

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: #Laughs A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" Father responds, "well son, before or after sex?" Son, "Well, before?" Father, "picture a tulip with all the petals son." Son, "well what about after?" F

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: #Laughs Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.

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: #Laughs |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

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: #Laughs Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it.

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: #Laughs What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I'm Bushed!

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: #Laughs A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, "Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare's birthplace?" "Ay, straight on, sir," said the rustic, "but no need

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: #Laughs What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"

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: #Laughs My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!..................So I Fucked her 3 times and then hit her with a baseball bat.

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: #Laughs A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10.

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: #Laughs Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

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: #Laughs Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !

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: #Laughs |Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A little fucker about so tall.

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: #Laughs What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!

: #Laughs Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.

: #Laughs What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!

: #Laughs A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.

: #Laughs A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand."Listen," said the CEO, "this is important, and my secretary has left.

: #Laughs Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant17.

: #Laughs A little boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, what does a pussy look like?" Father responds, "well son, before or after sex?" Son, "Well, before?" Father, "picture a tulip with all the petals son." Son, "well what about after?" F

: #Laughs Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.

: #Laughs |A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time.

: #Laughs Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it.

: #Laughs What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I'm Bushed!

: #Laughs A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, "Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare's birthplace?" "Ay, straight on, sir," said the rustic, "but no need

: #Laughs What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"

: #Laughs My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!..................So I Fucked her 3 times and then hit her with a baseball bat.

: #Laughs A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10.

: #Laughs Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?

: #Laughs Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !

: #Laughs |Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and Gregory.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A little fucker about so tall.

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