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: #Laughs What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.

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: #Laughs Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.

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: #Laughs A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?" "Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people around and nobody in charge!"

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: #Laughs A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends.The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns

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: #Laughs A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over.

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: #Laughs Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!

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: #Laughs Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I'm late.

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: #Laughs Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey". The English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar". The [you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb

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: #Laughs Communicating with Cattle by I.

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: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

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: #Laughs A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs |Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?All sorts of antics!What do you call a greedy ant?An anteater!Why did the elephant put his trunk ac

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: #Laughs Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

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: #Laughs A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat.

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: #Laughs |Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?""No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."And the third man chimed in, "So am I.

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: #Laughs What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?

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: #Laughs |Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of the accident reporting form.

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: #Laughs What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.

: #Laughs Why do parrots carry umbrellas? So they don't become polly-saturated!

: #Laughs Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.

: #Laughs A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?" "Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people around and nobody in charge!"

: #Laughs A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends.The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns

: #Laughs A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over.

: #Laughs Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!

: #Laughs Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog's name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I'm late.

: #Laughs Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey". The English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar". The [you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb

: #Laughs Communicating with Cattle by I.

: #Laughs A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach.The marriage counselor told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder."

: #Laughs A naive young girl goes into the doctor's office.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs |Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?All sorts of antics!What do you call a greedy ant?An anteater!Why did the elephant put his trunk ac

: #Laughs Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

: #Laughs A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga little chat.

: #Laughs |Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?""No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."And the third man chimed in, "So am I.

: #Laughs What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words? Which one's Mommy?

: #Laughs |Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block number 3 of the accident reporting form.

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